common pitfalls of the amateur poet

I’ve really got to go grocery shopping

and do laundry

but I just want to look at adoptable dogs at local shelters and peruse pet insurance policies and pretend I’m going to adopt one to snuggle on the sofa and watch Sherlock with me :(

There’s a lab mix in Salem who’s six months old and needs a human family that knows enough ASL to communicate with him. It could be meeeee is all I am saying everyone.